February 2012
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juchemane:
female drug dealers are rarer than mewtwo
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“I’m a ghost hunter.”
– some jerk who was dead serious
My cat’s in heat and she keeps tryna touch butts, i hate her.
January 2012
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Dear anyone who has ever believed in me
Today, I got so stoned that I drank a whole glass of spoiled milk without even realizing it.
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Nirvana - Token Eastern Song
if ur not wit me, ur against me. if u are wit me,...
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A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR FILESONIC, EVERYONE
dropping like flies. if mediafire or hulkshare go down, i’m committing seppuku.
You don’t know shit about confusion or disgust until you’re drinking juice, and you unexpectedly swallow a clump of something. You have no idea what it was.
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Sometimes when I see someone I don’t know talking to a friend of mine, I like to roll up on them and ask “Ay, who swaggin’?”, then point in the stranger’s face “You swaggin’?” so they’ll never bother me or my friend ever again.
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“You know why I killed that old man? Cause he told me to “have a...”
– My little brother playing Mafia 2
I need some chinese food. Def gonna try to sell this chain i got to cash4gold.
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“What’s the three rules?” is something my mom asks me every single time we part ways.
The three rules?
No boys
No boys
No boys
When I was like 10, I was walking home from the rec center, and I had to pee real bad. So I was like screw it, and stopped at my aunt’s house, even though I fucking hated that place. Despised it. The strangest shit happened in that house.
I walk into the bathroom, and see my three year old cousin Jeff standing over the toilet
with a turd in his hand
and he straight takes a bite out of it...
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i only ever have 5 dollars
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"Hey, listen... stop looking at me."
I for real was forced to say these words to a stranger on the bus today.
still reeling because someone actually called me an “inflamed asshole” in my own dream
just had a dream i was a business woman and my secretary was a dude that one day came to work wearing this one piece skirt for some reason. he was pretty embarrassed about it.
then my sister came to visit me. apparently he had a crush on her, and he was trying so damn hard to hide his face
but i noticed this and called him out
“hey jerry, come here will ya? make a few copies of these?...
i was like “shane, why you crying?”
he was like “iono”
my new year goal is to meet new people and also not become possessive over them
