February 2012
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juchemane: female drug dealers are rarer than mewtwo
Feb 1st
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“I’m a ghost hunter.”
– some jerk who was dead serious
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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My cat’s in heat and she keeps tryna touch butts, i hate her.
Feb 1st
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January 2012
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Dear anyone who has ever believed in me
Today, I got so stoned that I drank a whole glass of spoiled milk without even realizing it.
Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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ListenNirvana - Token Eastern Song
Jan 28th
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if ur not wit me, ur against me. if u are wit me,...
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR FILESONIC, EVERYONE
dropping like flies. if mediafire or hulkshare go down, i’m committing seppuku.
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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You don’t know shit about confusion or disgust until you’re drinking juice, and you unexpectedly swallow a clump of something. You have no idea what it was.
Jan 22nd
Jan 21st
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Sometimes when I see someone I don’t know talking to a friend of mine, I like to roll up on them and ask “Ay, who swaggin’?”, then point in the stranger’s face “You swaggin’?” so they’ll never bother me or my friend ever again.
Jan 21st
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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“You know why I killed that old man? Cause he told me to “have a...”
– My little brother playing Mafia 2
Jan 19th
Jan 16th
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I need some chinese food. Def gonna try to sell this chain i got to cash4gold.
Jan 13th
Jan 13th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
Jan 10th
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“What’s the three rules?” is something my mom asks me every single time we part ways. The three rules? No boys No boys No boys
Jan 10th
Jan 9th
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When I was like 10, I was walking home from the rec center, and I had to pee real bad. So I was like screw it, and stopped at my aunt’s house, even though I fucking hated that place. Despised it. The strangest shit happened in that house. I walk into the bathroom, and see my three year old cousin Jeff standing over the toilet with a turd in his hand and he straight takes a bite out of it...
Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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i only ever have 5 dollars
Jan 6th
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Jan 5th
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"Hey, listen... stop looking at me."
I for real was forced to say these words to a stranger on the bus today.
Jan 3rd
Jan 3rd
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still reeling because someone actually called me an “inflamed asshole” in my own dream
Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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just had a dream i was a business woman and my secretary was a dude that one day came to work wearing this one piece skirt for some reason. he was pretty embarrassed about it. then my sister came to visit me. apparently he had a crush on her, and he was trying so damn hard to hide his face but i noticed this and called him out “hey jerry, come here will ya? make a few copies of these?...
Jan 3rd
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i was like “shane, why you crying?” he was like “iono”
Jan 3rd
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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my new year goal is to meet new people and also not become possessive over them
Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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